Name:
Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Monday, October 03, 2011

Toast

This toaster makes the anticipation almost terrifying. My eyes wide, my pants tight, I tense. I shiver, I quiver, I revel.

POP!

I cry tears of laughter -- the ecstatic moment. So warm, so golden brown, so ready for butter.

I like bread.

7 Comments:

Blogger sybil law said...

I just had some cinnamon raisin toast. Soooo good!!

6:35 AM  
Blogger Kono said...

so warm, so golden, so brown, so ready for butter... sounds a bit like porn.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Jenty56 said...

I'm reminded of the movie "Super Troopers":

"I'm gonna butter your bread."

Enjoy.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Kerri Anne said...

Odes to breakfast foods! The world really does need more of those.

9:13 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

s - now I have to add that to my grocery list.

K - I do tend to sexualize breakfast. Fertilizing the eggs with my pepper, that kind of thing...

J - That's an odd thing to be reminded of meow.

KA - Next up: shredded wheat. No, actually, honey oat clusters. Much more inspiring and much less disgusting.

10:01 PM  
Blogger Rassles said...

Blueberry muffins. There is just something incredible about Blueberry muffins. That's it. I know what I'm doing when I get home.

12:59 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Making chocolate chip cookies?

6:59 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home