Toast
This toaster makes the anticipation almost terrifying. My eyes wide, my pants tight, I tense. I shiver, I quiver, I revel.
POP!
I cry tears of laughter -- the ecstatic moment. So warm, so golden brown, so ready for butter.
I like bread.
POP!
I cry tears of laughter -- the ecstatic moment. So warm, so golden brown, so ready for butter.
I like bread.



7 Comments:
I just had some cinnamon raisin toast. Soooo good!!
so warm, so golden, so brown, so ready for butter... sounds a bit like porn.
I'm reminded of the movie "Super Troopers":
"I'm gonna butter your bread."
Enjoy.
Odes to breakfast foods! The world really does need more of those.
s - now I have to add that to my grocery list.
K - I do tend to sexualize breakfast. Fertilizing the eggs with my pepper, that kind of thing...
J - That's an odd thing to be reminded of meow.
KA - Next up: shredded wheat. No, actually, honey oat clusters. Much more inspiring and much less disgusting.
Blueberry muffins. There is just something incredible about Blueberry muffins. That's it. I know what I'm doing when I get home.
Making chocolate chip cookies?
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