Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: Pot smokers knock over your trash cans in search of food.

Solution: Introduce raccoons, a competing species, to diminish the food supply and to induce the fear of rabies.

Complication: The pot smokers don masks and hand-feed the raccoons, and they become friends. The pot smokers name the lead raccoon "Zorro," and Zorro has always wanted a human name and to be fed by hand.