Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: Pot smokers knock over your trash cans in search of food.

Solution: Introduce raccoons, a competing species, to diminish the food supply and to induce the fear of rabies.

Complication: The pot smokers don masks and hand-feed the raccoons, and they become friends. The pot smokers name the lead raccoon "Zorro," and Zorro has always wanted a human name and to be fed by hand.

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Blogger Diesel said...

Damn, that was funny.

3:02 PM  

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