Things I admire

I admire the Martini because it is clear and efficient and comes with a snack.

I admire the PowerBar Ironman race because it pits mind against body and comes with a snack.

I admire the Bloody Mary because it is spicy hangover medicine and comes with a snack.

I admire masturbation to images of compulsive eaters because it pushes the limits of the erotic and...