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Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Speculations 12:04 A.M.

The general spiritual experience is accessible to everyone who wants to enjoy it and irrelevant to those who don't. When it comes, please interpret it according to your own experiences, if you have a choice.

The general spiritual experience will be articulated by a non-household name who figures of authority will compulsively condemn. This name will be whispered, hushed and erotic, in the more dissolute corners of Borders and Barnes & Nobles.

Speaking my name, the pretty gash in the coffee shop who calls herself a barista becomes irresistible. However, there is no such thing as a baristo, designating a man in (physical) make-up, so how can I tell the difference without removing her pants or performing a DNA test?

1 Comments:

OpenID whiskydrinkinchimneysweep.com said...

I suggest removing the pants. It's the only way. DNA tests would just disappoint.

11:50 AM  

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