Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Sunday, December 24, 2006

An Oral Hygiene Surprise

Brushing my teeth this morning went pretty well until I spit the toothpaste out into the sink, and in the middle of the toothpaste spit lay a dead ant. I have devised several ways to make sure that this does not happen again:

1) Do not pass out in bed with a mouth full of funnel cake.
2) Get rid of "Dirty Bear," a teddy bear stuffed with dirt.
3) Make up with ex-girlfriend, Amy the Anteater.
4) But first, kill Amy's new boyfriend, Andy the Anteater, via poisoned raisins on peanut butter on celery.
5) Buy RAID brand nighttime tooth whitening system.


Blogger hibiscusfire said...

quite wise.

12:14 AM  
Blogger trans said...

cool one...i think it was dirty beer..instead of dirty bear..:D...kewl..keep bloggin...

9:34 AM  

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