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Sunday, December 24, 2006

An Oral Hygiene Surprise

Brushing my teeth this morning went pretty well until I spit the toothpaste out into the sink, and in the middle of the toothpaste spit lay a dead ant. I have devised several ways to make sure that this does not happen again:

1) Do not pass out in bed with a mouth full of funnel cake.
2) Get rid of "Dirty Bear," a teddy bear stuffed with dirt.
3) Make up with ex-girlfriend, Amy the Anteater.
4) But first, kill Amy's new boyfriend, Andy the Anteater, via poisoned raisins on peanut butter on celery.
5) Buy RAID brand nighttime tooth whitening system.

2 Comments:

Blogger hibiscusfire said...

quite wise.

12:14 AM  
Blogger arvind....in trans said...

cool one...i think it was dirty beer..instead of dirty bear..:D...kewl..keep bloggin...

9:34 AM  

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