Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: It's dangerously cold outside.

Solution: Stay inside.

Complication: The walls close in, singing, "You have so many relationships in this life. Only one or two will last. You go through all the pain and strife, then you turn your back and they're gone so fast. Oh yeah, and they're gone so fast, yeah, oh, so hold on the ones who really care. In the end they'll be the only ones there when you get old and start losing your hair. Can you tell me who will still care? Can you tell me who will still care?"

And then...

"Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du."

Upon examination...

"Mmmbop (tick) a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
(tick) a ta ba doo
yeah y yeah,

"Oh, yeah! In an Mmmbop, they're gone..."

Which is nice once or twice or thrice, but not all day. No, definitely not all day. I prefer the dangerous cold.

They sing like this.
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