Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Friday, February 01, 2008

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: Hard time maintaining eye contact with ladies

Solution: Thinking of eyes as face-nipples

Complication: Believing that any nipple can see you, especially your own, which is why you must cover them with black electrical tape in the morning, lest they stare at your horrid physical flaws all day. Unless, of course, you're one of those people who wears shirts.

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