What a Match

In my other career as a car designer, I fashioned a new model for GM. I call it the Oldsmobile Cadaver. It looks just like a windowless Cutlass Supreme, but it's maximum speed is "idle," and there are no brakes. The target market is the recently deceased. I did this when, via Modern Maturity magazine, I noticed the uptick in requests for burials at Interstate highway junctions. GM informed me in an e-mail that the Oldsmobile line has been "phased out."

"Exactly," I replied.