Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: A man sits on a stopped train next to another stopped train aimed the opposite way. One of the trains starts to move, but he can't tell which one is moving.

Solution: To break the train window and leap out. After hitting the ground, if he falls forward, he knows the other train was moving and probably gets run over. If he falls sideways, it was his train.

Complication: Imagining leaping from a train window is the highlight of his day.
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Based on and in memory of George Carlin and his comedy. I'm a couple days late, but he's not going anywhere.
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