Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Reptiles (make me feel different)

Check me out. I'm going to give my opinion of reptiles.

I like reptiles because:
(1) I quit smoking cigarettes, and reptiles eat cigarettes.
(2) When they act, reptiles make things seem important.
(3) I don't get enough terror at night.

Reptiles sometimes make me regret:
(1) Imitating them.
(2) Assuming the role of prey.

Overall reptiles are good -- not quite people -- but good.



Blogger Crys said...

from 1 - 10 i give them a 5

5:08 PM  

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