Achieving Dignity (nope)

Your body and its functions will betray your efforts to achieve dignity.

At least we can laugh at:

(1) Cock'n'balls, dirty cock'n'balls, the words "dirty cock'n'balls," stop saying "dirty cock'n'balls."
(2) A gentleman with good dinner table posture projectile vomits on the prime rib, and then other gentlemen make the joke that the rib is "now past its prime."
(3) Our reactions to puppies and other baby mammals.

It's unfortunate that:

(1) The Queen of England acts to perpetuate the myth that dignity is possible to sustain.
(2) We expect people to die with it. What the heaven?

Nature punishes hypocrisy. Nature punishes a lot of things, though.
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Reptiles (make me feel different)

Check me out. I'm going to give my opinion of reptiles.

I like reptiles because:
(1) I quit smoking cigarettes, and reptiles eat cigarettes.
(2) When they act, reptiles make things seem important.
(3) I don't get enough terror at night.

Reptiles sometimes make me regret:
(1) Imitating them.
(2) Assuming the role of prey.

Overall reptiles are good -- not quite people -- but good.

Form (net positive)

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Negative:
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Professional conceptions: Disc Jockey (2002)

Plays music and talks on the radio.

Positive:
(1) Play Music
(2) Have a radio show

Negative:
(1) Bad pay, hours
(2) Limited experience with radio equipment
(3) Nerves!

Salary: $10 - $20,000/yr