The Good Word of Sprout

Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Thoughts to Carve into Stone

  • Drunkenness is a fantastic casserole of the subconscious, the ideal, the reptile, and the spontaneous, cooked in olive oil with sauteed green pepper, onion, and celery.
  • I take my shoes off when I enter my apartment because the floor is not cold.
  • Hospitality is a rare and welcomed sacrifice.
  • Lack of interaction between water and the brain causes hangovers.
  • Those voices sure seem real after two bottles of wine.
  • Genocide and moral relativism are incompatible.