Thoughts to Carve into Stone

• Drunkenness is a fantastic casserole of the subconscious, the ideal, the reptile, and the spontaneous, cooked in olive oil with sauteed green pepper, onion, and celery.
• I take my shoes off when I enter my apartment because the floor is not cold.
• Hospitality is a rare and welcomed sacrifice.
• Lack of interaction between water and the brain causes hangovers.
• Those voices sure seem real after two bottles of wine.
• Genocide and moral relativism are incompatible.