Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Thoughts to Carve into Stone

  • Drunkenness is a fantastic casserole of the subconscious, the ideal, the reptile, and the spontaneous, cooked in olive oil with sauteed green pepper, onion, and celery.
  • I take my shoes off when I enter my apartment because the floor is not cold.
  • Hospitality is a rare and welcomed sacrifice.
  • Lack of interaction between water and the brain causes hangovers.
  • Those voices sure seem real after two bottles of wine.
  • Genocide and moral relativism are incompatible.


Blogger Brett said...

1) Screw the comment spam above me.

2) What's up with the dates on your blog? Your past two posts seem pretty relevant today.

5:52 PM  

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