The Good Word of Sprout

Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Friday, April 25, 2008

Scrap Star Wars

The David Bowie Missile Defence System

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Hot raspberries and blueberries

The top crust is pie lingerie.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

John McCain

Okay, just think about what you did today. Think about that calmly. We want to destroy the inferior groups now, so let's go to the all body massage. The all body massage is supposed to be good. I'm afraid it's not so good in the current circumstances, I mean, whoever supports the all body massage, lately referred to as the Sprout massage, in all essence, in all probability, just sickening, etc, etc.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Expect rewards

Due to quitting smoking, I've been a bit shy about enjoying the things I used to enjoy when I smoked, including writing and listening to Roy Orbison. However, I no longer have to blow my nose several times in the morning, nor do I have any good use for phlegm. This is a period of gradual re-integration. My readership has been sinking, and I appreciate those who have stayed with the ship. Expect rewards.