Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: I can't stop eating these cashews.

Solution: Rub them with raw chicken.

Complication: My brain is melting and everyone hates me.  I wish I hadn't brought both cashews and raw chicken on this bus trip.




Anonymous Jett said...

Great, now I want cashews, so fuck you.

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it." -Steven Wright

10:50 AM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

"Melting brain" should be a chip flavor.

6:07 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Jett - sorry. I wish we could grow cashews indoors.

freud - "If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

jorg - Doritos, totally.

9:52 PM  

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