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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Achieving Dignity (nope)

Your body and its functions will betray your efforts to achieve dignity.

At least we can laugh at:

(1) Cock'n'balls, dirty cock'n'balls, the words "dirty cock'n'balls," stop saying "dirty cock'n'balls."
(2) A gentleman with good dinner table posture projectile vomits on the prime rib, and then other gentlemen make the joke that the rib is "now past its prime."
(3) Our reactions to puppies and other baby mammals.

It's unfortunate that:

(1) The Queen of England acts to perpetuate the myth that dignity is possible to sustain.
(2) We expect people to die with it. What the heaven?

Nature punishes hypocrisy. Nature punishes a lot of things, though.
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3 Comments:

Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

Everyone wipes their ass.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Crys said...

dirty cock n balls.

that's one i haven't heard. or seen. thank gawd on both scores

4:32 PM  
OpenID drizitche said...

Who we *are* begins to betray itself as our talent declines; when we cease to be able to show what we can *do*.

To meet oneself, and hold one's gaze, when that day of inaction comes; that's a dignity that you can achieve.

~ Driz

11:29 AM  

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