Problem/Solution/Com-plication

Problem: Due to mild temperatures, not enough snowball fights over the winter.

Solution: Ice cubes + blender + two giant boxes filled with imitation snowballs, one placed outside the local high school main exit, one placed across the street from it, in front of me.

Com-plication: Realizing on a sixty-degree day that I don't understand chemistry (very hard snowballs) or physics (coming very fast). Mercifully, I do understand biology, which is why the snowballs in my box were filled with raw chicken parts, and I wore latex gloves.

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