Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Endless commerce

From The Wall Street Journal website:

Depression Incorporated Everywhere (DIE) has reportedly bought twelve billion ($12b) in self-esteem futures effective 2/14/06, giving them over a quarter of the market shares available, most previously held by Chemical Imbalance Group (CIG). This imbalance will be offset somewhat by Build-A-Bear first quarter earnings and those profits already posted by Ghiradelli and Mr. Goodbar, Inc. The poor remain indifferent.



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