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Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Basic Journalism

Who?

Teenagers on skateboards.

What?

Set off M-80's.

When?

12:30 A.M.

Where?

In the street outside my window.

Why?

To celebrate the growth of pubic hair.

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4 Comments:

Blogger patguy said...

I really enjoy the "Basic Journalism" posts. Maybe this is only the second one, but still. You could try to make it a regular feature - once a week or so. Assuming something newsworthy happens at least once a week.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

I agree. Make it a feature. Please?

There's no better reason to celebrate, btw.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Personally, I celebrated mine much differently, although I still may have woken the neighbours.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Jackie said...

If I had a time machine I would travel back to July 3rd 2007 and thank you in advance for making me laugh out loud after the depressing day of October the 18th 2012.

10:49 PM  

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