Waking Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney rolls to the cool part of the pillow. If he were dreaming, how would you wake him up? By touching his shoulder? By gently kissing him on the lips, even if he could taste your morning breath, knowing that he wouldn't mind? By spooning him? Sucking his cock? He likes your morning breath on his cock. The congealed saliva, the nighttime build-up makes for less friction, and he likes the sound. His cock feels it. You suck his cock good. He likes your hair, not yet washed. “Oh, yeah,” he says silently, “this is like war.”

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