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i no longer subscribe to the bombastic pretentiousness of capitalization. the capital i represents the false inflation of the ego. yes, it's that -- or maybe it's that i've mailed both shift keys and the caps lock key to different webcam girls as tokens of my affection, a la van gogh. also, -kew- will now be used to represent the letter between p and r. the girl who got that one, she was really -kew-t.
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