Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Dessert Tips: Vanilla Ice Cream

We have ways of making a scoop of grocery store vanilla ice cream more interesting:

1) Add chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and rainbow sprinkles.
2) Whip it into a paste, add a splash of milk, and drink it through a curly straw.
3) Teach it to talk.
4) Teach it to talk about something other than its friends from the freezer section who you've never met.
5) Add bacon, set it on the floor. Fight the dog for it (no hands allowed).

Cookbook forthcoming.


Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

Dogs are great for things like that. Dogs will do anything for bacon. Dogs will do anything for sniffing.

11:55 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Since they can smell so much better, they must be able to taste much better too, which is odd because my dog used to eat its own puke and goose shit and aluminum foil. I guess sensitivity doesn't breed selectivity.

12:19 AM  
Blogger Rassles said...

6) remove ice cream. Eat bacon.

5:15 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Addition by subtraction.

4:10 PM  

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