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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: I am a mutt. At the dog park, I hate how the purebreds make me feel: so inadequate, so ugly.

Solution: Lick my balls, lick m'balls.

Complication: I've been neutered.
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2 Comments:

Blogger John Dantzer said...

That's like drinking decaffeinated coffee. It's just brown water.

11:41 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

No effect, but it gives your mouth something to do.

11:54 PM  

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