Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Monday, January 11, 2010

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: There is no daylight.

Solution: Increase the wattage of household light bulbs.

Complication: They're much hotter when you shove them up your ass.

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Blogger sybil law said...

I'd hate to hear what you'd do if you were cold!! :D

7:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Solution: Compact Flourescent Lightbulbs. Always cool the touch.

Complication: Inferior Rectal Dynamics

5:37 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

sybil - I'd probably end up in the emergency room, standing up.

Anonymous - For the life of me, I can't figure out why you'd post that anonymously.

6:49 PM  
Blogger dogimo said...

This just seems like an invented complication!

8:40 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

I guess I was feeling belligerent without cleverness last night, but really, aren't most of life's problems just invented complications?

8:43 PM  
Blogger dogimo said...

Boo yah.

You set me up and then SERVED me with that deep observation!

Neatly niced.

9:07 PM  
Blogger Rassles said...

Saves money on heating bills, though.

12:16 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Once the heat wears off, the shame keeps you warm.

11:26 PM  

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