Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: There is no daylight.
Solution: Increase the wattage of household light bulbs.
Complication: They're much hotter when you shove them up your ass.
Solution: Increase the wattage of household light bulbs.
Complication: They're much hotter when you shove them up your ass.
posted by JMH | 9:20 PM
8 Comments:
I'd hate to hear what you'd do if you were cold!! :D
Solution: Compact Flourescent Lightbulbs. Always cool the touch.
Complication: Inferior Rectal Dynamics
sybil - I'd probably end up in the emergency room, standing up.
Anonymous - For the life of me, I can't figure out why you'd post that anonymously.
This just seems like an invented complication!
I guess I was feeling belligerent without cleverness last night, but really, aren't most of life's problems just invented complications?
Boo yah.
You set me up and then SERVED me with that deep observation!
Neatly niced.
Saves money on heating bills, though.
Once the heat wears off, the shame keeps you warm.
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