Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Monday, February 22, 2010

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: It's cold, and my long underwear bunches.

Solution: Constant clandestine adjustment.

Complication: The inescapable notion that pantyhose may do a better job.



Blogger sybil law said...

Oh God, no- pantyhose does not breathe!
It is warm, though. Hmm.

Also - guys are rarely as clandestine as they think. :)

7:06 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Thanks for the tip. It should curb my desire to undergarment cross-dress for a couple days.

9:05 PM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

This is the second PSC involving pantyhose. It is so versatile: Rodent trap, Mask, hair hider, and long underwear. Of course, I call long underwear long John's, but in this case I'll call them long you's.

9:07 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

I also call the rectangular, chocolate-topped custard-filled doughnut a long me. So, in theory, I could walk into the nearest Dunkin Donuts wearing only long underwear and shoes, point to my bottom section, and say, "I'll have one of these." Good way to get arrested.

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Asylum Dolly said...

Ah! Sometimes it's good to be a woman! Although i must agree with Sybil...having your bits encased in nylon is not always comfy...but it is warm.
I like these "problem" posts.

6:11 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Thanks. These things are important to know.

1:22 AM  
Blogger sybil law said...

Can't comment on your newest post - it says you don't exist! Well, that your blog doesn't. WTH?
And man - what a head trip.

1:20 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

I don't exist? My worst fears are confirmed. Also my most exciting fantasies.

4:23 PM  

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