Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: It's cold, and my long underwear bunches.
Solution: Constant clandestine adjustment.
Complication: The inescapable notion that pantyhose may do a better job.
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Solution: Constant clandestine adjustment.
Complication: The inescapable notion that pantyhose may do a better job.
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Labels: PSC
posted by JMH | 8:54 PM
8 Comments:
Oh God, no- pantyhose does not breathe!
It is warm, though. Hmm.
Also - guys are rarely as clandestine as they think. :)
Thanks for the tip. It should curb my desire to undergarment cross-dress for a couple days.
This is the second PSC involving pantyhose. It is so versatile: Rodent trap, Mask, hair hider, and long underwear. Of course, I call long underwear long John's, but in this case I'll call them long you's.
I also call the rectangular, chocolate-topped custard-filled doughnut a long me. So, in theory, I could walk into the nearest Dunkin Donuts wearing only long underwear and shoes, point to my bottom section, and say, "I'll have one of these." Good way to get arrested.
Ah! Sometimes it's good to be a woman! Although i must agree with Sybil...having your bits encased in nylon is not always comfy...but it is warm.
I like these "problem" posts.
Thanks. These things are important to know.
Can't comment on your newest post - it says you don't exist! Well, that your blog doesn't. WTH?
And man - what a head trip.
I don't exist? My worst fears are confirmed. Also my most exciting fantasies.
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