I should have something better to think about
In order to harvest man-stank, cut a hole in the upper third of a standard sponge and wear it over the base of the penis, attaching the lower third to the perineum by means of gauze tape or piercing or really whatever the hell is comfortable you sick fuck. When the sponge becomes saturated, squeeze it into a container. Keep refrigerated to prevent "blooming." When diluted with a vodka/vanilla extract solution (proportions to taste, not literally), it makes a pheromone-laced cologne.
There will be, of course, some difficulties in mass-marketing.
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There will be, of course, some difficulties in mass-marketing.
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Labels: BUSINESS IDEAS
posted by JMH | 8:43 PM
6 Comments:
That's pretty subtle, my friend. Good job. You've got me re-thinking my habit of peeing on things and sometimes people. You may have something here.
You really, really need to make an infomercial for this. Use that douche - y guy who wears the headset. Or yourself.
If I can save one person from being peed on, my life will not be for naught, unless that person likes that sort of thing or it's that douche-y guy with the headset. Aim straight for the headset, friend, the mouthpiece ideally.
who ARE YOU
I don't know yet.
Baahahahahahaha! I can just imagine the ad. This is great. It's such a stark contrast to the post above this one too. Variety is the spice of life! Or, the stenchy pheromone laced aroma of life.
Enjoying the convo between jorg and yourself there too :D
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