I should have something better to think about

In order to harvest man-stank, cut a hole in the upper third of a standard sponge and wear it over the base of the penis, attaching the lower third to the perineum by means of gauze tape or piercing or really whatever the hell is comfortable you sick fuck. When the sponge becomes saturated, squeeze it into a container. Keep refrigerated to prevent "blooming." When diluted with a vodka/vanilla extract solution (proportions to taste, not literally), it makes a pheromone-laced cologne.

There will be, of course, some difficulties in mass-marketing.
---

BUSINESS IDEA*

Though I owe my existence to capitalism, to demonstrate my allegiance to it, I will periodically come up with business ideas.

BUSINESS IDEA*

A printing company who specializes in business cards printed on the back of scratch-off lottery tickets bought at a nearby convenience store (provided they also own the convenience store).

*All BUSINESS IDEAs are mine. I'll sue you. I'll sue you for fun.
---