Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Almost a blog

I think I get it. I'm part of the world, and I can ease it toward greater honesty by being honest. Things are done in increments. Meanwhile, I can enjoy the comforts of my fine apartment and these apricots that I bought at Andy's Fruit Ranch, a grocery store, not an offensively named, Western themed male brothel. And if you thought I meant male brothel, what did you think I meant by apricot? Well, they're small, cleaved, peach-colored, a little fuzzy, oh, no, no, this thought ends here.

I'd like to be more affectionate, like Mediterraneans are, but there are a lot of people out there who I don't want to touch. I think it's an inside-out process, like method acting. Advice would be appreciated. Anyhow, it's nice to know you readers are out there somewhere, living and making someone happy.


Blogger patguy said...

We're definitely making a shirt. Andy's Fruit Ranch. There's a shirtless cowboy, riding a shetland pony, reins in one hand, two ripe apricots in the other, some manner of juice dripping down his chin. No tagline or other copy to indicate whether it's a store or a brothel. Just an address, with a ;) emoticon at the end. This will sell really well next to the Richard Taste and the Regrets tour shirts I'm planning to make.

3:41 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Yes, let's capitalize on this. Also, I'm going to answer "some manner of juice" whenever anyone asks me, "What's that on your face/shirt/pants/boxers/dog's nose?"

12:11 PM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

The greatest happiness comes from dopamine.

8:03 AM  
Blogger peau said...

i am not sure i am making anybody happy. having said that, you make me happy.

3:38 PM  
Blogger sybil law said...

It's all about the body language.
I think.

4:00 PM  
Blogger dogimo said...

Things are indeed done in increments.

I love apricots, but I'm a bit indecisive as to whether to call them APP ricots or APE ricots. Both are correct, but which is RIGHT?

9:55 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

jorg - Yeah man, just give me a little brown bottle of that and an eyedropper to dispense the appropriate amount on the tip of my tongue.

peau - how kind of you to say, now I'm happy. I like how this works, it's a nice little cycle.

sybil - Thanks for commenting. I'm not sure what to do with all these new friends. It's probably not appropriate to kiss the computer screen. No, probably not. No, definitely not. I feel weird now. Maybe you do too.

dogimo - APPricots. Why? Because that's how I say it, and today I'm too tired to cope with alternate pronunciations.

7:37 PM  

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