Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: Erection on the train.

Solution: Get off.

Complication: That depends, doesn't it?

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Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

There is no right answer, unless you are good at multi tasking.

9:48 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Why choose when you can have both platform embarrassment and jail time?

10:19 PM  
Blogger Mia Watts said...

And really, if you found you had the same complication in jail there are many who would assist you in the solving of said problem.

Or proudly walk forward, perhaps add some dialogue. "Which way did you say?" *glance down as though listening intently* "Oh, right. Thanks!" Who knows, you may have an offer to hunt wild game in your future.

8:09 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

I don't know if said inmates would be as interested in solving my problem as using parts of me to solve theirs. It's not like women's prison, which I've learned about from certain premium cable networks.

8:15 PM  

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