Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: Erection on the train.
Solution: Get off.
Complication: That depends, doesn't it?
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Solution: Get off.
Complication: That depends, doesn't it?
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posted by JMH | 7:36 PM
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4 Comments:
There is no right answer, unless you are good at multi tasking.
Why choose when you can have both platform embarrassment and jail time?
And really, if you found you had the same complication in jail there are many who would assist you in the solving of said problem.
Or proudly walk forward, perhaps add some dialogue. "Which way did you say?" *glance down as though listening intently* "Oh, right. Thanks!" Who knows, you may have an offer to hunt wild game in your future.
I don't know if said inmates would be as interested in solving my problem as using parts of me to solve theirs. It's not like women's prison, which I've learned about from certain premium cable networks.
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