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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: "Hey," your brother says, "you really need to clean your ears. Looks like you got cheddar in there."

Solution: You buy an ear canal irrigation system. Obviously you're too high-class for Q-tips. The warm water flushes out the wax and suddenly you can understand what people say, and it's not always nice.

Complication: You wake up from a dream about a military march because there's something tickling your ear. Then you remember your brother bragging about inventing the first centipede syringe. At the time, you thought you had misunderstood -- due to the ear wax.
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6 Comments:

Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

The only thing worse in your ear than a centipede is a cats tongue.

12:05 AM  
Blogger sybil law said...

GAH! You're going to give me nightmares!!!!

7:39 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Yeah, jorg, I can imagine the awful adrenaline of that moment. But that cat would learn awfully fast that that is not an acceptable thing to do.

6:37 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Well, sybil, I'm sorry about that. You might try wearing earmuffs for the next couple nights.

6:39 PM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

cats are smarter than caterpillars even though they are missing the erpillar. More letters in your designation doesn't make you smarter.

6:57 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Someone should let doctors know that.

8:01 PM  

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