Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: Generating more emotion than my capacity to contain
Solution(s): Writing, sex, yelling at traffic
Complication: My words are illegible because this woman's back won't stop moving and the cars won't stop honking.
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Solution(s): Writing, sex, yelling at traffic
Complication: My words are illegible because this woman's back won't stop moving and the cars won't stop honking.
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posted by JMH | 9:14 PM
10 Comments:
Wait, you're doing al three at once? Impressive.
Ah, but only one of them well.
Hmm. At first, I'd assume the one your doing well is yelling at traffic. But, this woman's back keeps moving. So, she's either enjoying it or trying to escape. So... I don't know if you're doing the sex "well" or just thoroughly.
Yeah, draw out that "So..." Feel that crawly feeling, isn't it awful?
At any rate, it is very safe to assume that I'm joking about consensual sex. I wonder though what the necessary preconditions might be for a woman to agree to sex in front of traffic. I mean, definitely depends on the woman, but I suspect it might involve more than a question ending in "please."
I think I might know a girl. A real dope fiend with a lot of energy and a tolerance of (if not a deep desire for) depravity.
Oh. Where did you meet Laura Bush?
I just did a quick re-read here. I want to clarify that when I said "it's safe to assume I'm joking about consensual sex," I meant "it's safe to assume that the joke is about consensual sex."
Sloppy use of words, me.
My assumption was that the traffic was outside the window. Hence, not yelling well or effectively at the traffic.
I thought it was well-written!
Therefore, well then.
Regardless of indoors or outdoors, yelling at traffic is a bit like yelling at the weather. You can do it well, but it has to be funny.
is there more to life, really, than those three things?
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