Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: Generating more emotion than my capacity to contain

Solution(s): Writing, sex, yelling at traffic

Complication: My words are illegible because this woman's back won't stop moving and the cars won't stop honking.

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Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

Wait, you're doing al three at once? Impressive.

5:09 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Ah, but only one of them well.

9:58 AM  
Blogger patguy said...

Hmm. At first, I'd assume the one your doing well is yelling at traffic. But, this woman's back keeps moving. So, she's either enjoying it or trying to escape. So... I don't know if you're doing the sex "well" or just thoroughly.

10:10 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Yeah, draw out that "So..." Feel that crawly feeling, isn't it awful?

At any rate, it is very safe to assume that I'm joking about consensual sex. I wonder though what the necessary preconditions might be for a woman to agree to sex in front of traffic. I mean, definitely depends on the woman, but I suspect it might involve more than a question ending in "please."

10:57 AM  
Blogger patguy said...

I think I might know a girl. A real dope fiend with a lot of energy and a tolerance of (if not a deep desire for) depravity.

1:00 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Oh. Where did you meet Laura Bush?

8:51 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

I just did a quick re-read here. I want to clarify that when I said "it's safe to assume I'm joking about consensual sex," I meant "it's safe to assume that the joke is about consensual sex."

Sloppy use of words, me.

10:17 PM  
Blogger dogimo said...

My assumption was that the traffic was outside the window. Hence, not yelling well or effectively at the traffic.

I thought it was well-written!

Therefore, well then.

11:37 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Regardless of indoors or outdoors, yelling at traffic is a bit like yelling at the weather. You can do it well, but it has to be funny.

12:21 AM  
Blogger Lora said...

is there more to life, really, than those three things?

11:28 AM  
Blogger JMH said...


6:40 PM  

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