Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: I've made steaks and roasted vegetables, two dips, four kinds of chips, and bought a thousand drinks, but no guests show up to the party.
Solution: Eat dips off my chest with chips, eat steaks in the bathtub, open a tin of anchovies, drink naked and talk to the moon.
Complication: The moon is a policeman's flashlight, and I was eating the steak off a Viagra kabob.
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Solution: Eat dips off my chest with chips, eat steaks in the bathtub, open a tin of anchovies, drink naked and talk to the moon.
Complication: The moon is a policeman's flashlight, and I was eating the steak off a Viagra kabob.
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posted by JMH | 11:38 PM
7 Comments:
You eat anchovies?!
Haahha!!! A thousand drinks. I hate the shifty nature of the moons light. Wasn't expecting the Viagra kabob.
I liked your last PSC, but reasoned speeding up time in any situation could solve a number of problems but each time the old age would be the complication.
I like how Sybil's comment still applies. Wouldn't it be funny if you changed this PSC, but had to make both our comments apply? Yes. Yes it would.
magic mushroom pizza and hash brownies, the sun could be the moon or vice versa.
sybil - sometimes, when I crave something disgusting.
jorg - it would be a fun game to play to keep changing the post around with each subsequent comment. But I'd need time. I guess I could stop going to work.
Kono - Anything could be anything, and is.
Although not working may cause starvation and eventual death, PSC based on comments would cause glee, sending you on your way in a bed full of mirth.
The Moon is a Policeman's Flashlight would be a great name for just about anything. Short story collection?
Yes.
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