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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: I've made steaks and roasted vegetables, two dips, four kinds of chips, and bought a thousand drinks, but no guests show up to the party.

Solution: Eat dips off my chest with chips, eat steaks in the bathtub, open a tin of anchovies, drink naked and talk to the moon.

Complication: The moon is a policeman's flashlight, and I was eating the steak off a Viagra kabob.
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7 Comments:

Blogger sybil law said...

You eat anchovies?!

7:04 AM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

Haahha!!! A thousand drinks. I hate the shifty nature of the moons light. Wasn't expecting the Viagra kabob.
I liked your last PSC, but reasoned speeding up time in any situation could solve a number of problems but each time the old age would be the complication.
I like how Sybil's comment still applies. Wouldn't it be funny if you changed this PSC, but had to make both our comments apply? Yes. Yes it would.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Kono said...

magic mushroom pizza and hash brownies, the sun could be the moon or vice versa.

8:22 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

sybil - sometimes, when I crave something disgusting.

jorg - it would be a fun game to play to keep changing the post around with each subsequent comment. But I'd need time. I guess I could stop going to work.

Kono - Anything could be anything, and is.

10:22 PM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

Although not working may cause starvation and eventual death, PSC based on comments would cause glee, sending you on your way in a bed full of mirth.

6:34 PM  
Blogger dogimo said...

The Moon is a Policeman's Flashlight would be a great name for just about anything. Short story collection?

12:52 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Yes.

1:21 AM  

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