Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: Post-holiday letdown
Solution: Invent a new holiday. January 6th is now International Frostbite Day!
Complication: I miss my toes and the top half of my left pinky. I'll have to sleep in socks for the rest of my life unless I find someone with a very particular fetish. Well, toes are gross anyway, and I'll just put a cocktail weiner on my left pinky. Midnight snack available.
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Solution: Invent a new holiday. January 6th is now International Frostbite Day!
Complication: I miss my toes and the top half of my left pinky. I'll have to sleep in socks for the rest of my life unless I find someone with a very particular fetish. Well, toes are gross anyway, and I'll just put a cocktail weiner on my left pinky. Midnight snack available.
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posted by JMH | 10:54 PM
4 Comments:
Hahahahaha - cocktail weiner!!
Happy New Year, JMH!!
BIRTHDAY. Frostbite? Hooray!
Also known as the Feast of Fools. Fitting. Poor toes.
International Frostbite Day sounds a bit like Annual Wait for a Bus Day. Only fun when drunk, I guess.
sybil - Happy New Year to you. I wish you and Mr. Law and Gilda the best.
Rassles - just don't sleep outside, no matter how warm those bushes look.
jorg - Cold really chills the fun unless you have a hot tub.
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