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Thursday, December 02, 2010

Basic Journalism

Who?

Perverts.

What?

Enjoy the TSA's invasive pat-down policy.

When?

When passing through security checkpoints.

Where?

In American international airports.

Why?

The tingle in the scrotum, mainly.
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Credits: The Brain Police for the joke, The Asshat Lounge for the phrasing.

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7 Comments:

Blogger sybil law said...

Hahahah
Don't forget the guy who was arrested looking at the high school girl's volleyball or basketball or whatever team (they walked through the scanners). Jacking off to high school girls while on the job - never smart.

11:36 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

No. You'd think they'd screen the job applicants for impulse control problems. And certain other problems.

2:33 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

It's the main reason I want to change my career.

7:28 PM  
Blogger Kono said...

Always glad to be of assistance when it comes to observations of the scrotum, uh wait, nevermind.

6:58 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Stella - What is? The TSA? The jacking off? The screening or lack thereof?

Kono - Are you sure? I heard something about piercings.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Please don't make me pick just one :)

11:50 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

All are valid options, we don't need particulars right now.

11:56 PM  

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