Pear-Juicy
"You weren't just looking at that pear, you were devouring it with your eyes."
"Yes. Yes. I was thinking that that pear has an appealing rose hue, like your ass."
"Don't compare my ass to a pear. You think it sags. You think it's spotty. You think it has a poisonous core. Poisonous seeds."
"Poisonous? Not in a bad way. Your ass is a pear in ripeness, ripe color. And in juiciness. Not in shape. It's not pear-shaped. It's pear-juicy."
"Pear-juicy?"
"Pear-juicy. Run-down-my-chin juicy. I'd like to bite into it."
"Too bad. I'm going to the store."
"For pears?"
"For tampons."
"Oh."
"For tampons and pears."
"Oh!"
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"Yes. Yes. I was thinking that that pear has an appealing rose hue, like your ass."
"Don't compare my ass to a pear. You think it sags. You think it's spotty. You think it has a poisonous core. Poisonous seeds."
"Poisonous? Not in a bad way. Your ass is a pear in ripeness, ripe color. And in juiciness. Not in shape. It's not pear-shaped. It's pear-juicy."
"Pear-juicy?"
"Pear-juicy. Run-down-my-chin juicy. I'd like to bite into it."
"Too bad. I'm going to the store."
"For pears?"
"For tampons."
"Oh."
"For tampons and pears."
"Oh!"
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Labels: dialogue experiments
posted by JMH | 11:37 PM
6 Comments:
Hahahaha
That could be my husband and I. Well, once a month, anyway. :)
luscious
Me likes ass, pears not so much.
sybil - OK.
Chris - a good pear is luscious.
Kono - As long as you like one of the components...
I'd never had a pear until about a year ago. Never in my life. It was fine.
I'm glad it was fine. Fine things are fine and make me glad.
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