Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: The person you're dating kisses like a bird.

Solution: Get out of the relationship before he or she pukes in your mouth.

Complication: You're really hungry, and you're trapped in a pile of sticks, grass, and bits of fabric.




Blogger Peau said...

Oh how I've missed you.

1:53 AM  
Blogger sybil law said...

That would suck. Not Swallow. :)

9:57 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Peau - Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

sybil - No, not Swallow.

9:37 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

There is no good solution to this problem. Unless you're a writer.

11:56 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

That's always the case.

7:50 PM  

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