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Monday, October 17, 2011

A Nicer Way of Saying

The puzzle for today is...

__________ is a nicer way of saying __________.

Of course, this is the only puzzle game I run, and it's somewhat like those crosswords without numbers, only much easier and less pointless.

My solution today is "Would you like some cheese grits?" is a nicer way of saying "We don't serve bagels, and I hate you, Yankee."

The funny part is that I actually wanted cheese grits all along.
I just didn't know it at the time.

Now your turn.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Peau said...

bitch is a nicer way of saying twat

11:38 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Slightly. Such is the problem with dealing in relative meanings. Nicer does not mean nice. It probably rarely does.

11:48 PM  
Blogger sybil law said...

What's up with your eyebrow is a nicer way of saying WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYEBROW OMG!?!

(My daughter -9 - decided she didn't like her thick eyebrows, so she partially shaved one off. Today is picture day.)

6:58 AM  
Blogger sybil law said...

Excuse me is a nicer way of saying "Bitch, you're the one hogging up all the damn space here so fucking MOVE".

I could do this all day! (I won't, though - you're welcome! :)

6:59 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Hey, feel free to leave a thousand comments. You know you're welcome here.

12:54 AM  
Blogger Jenty56 said...

"I hadn't thought of that" is a nicer way of saying "I hadn't thought of that, because it's a stupid idea, and no one in their right mind would actually try to do it that way because they know it's a complete waste of time. Rudimentary."

9:38 AM  
Blogger Jenty56 said...

Also, "Sure, I could do that" is a nicer way of saying "Sure, I could do that. A toddler could to it, too, and maybe that orangutan I saw at the zoo when I was five. So what I'm saying is, quit being a lazy bastard and do it yourself."

9:40 AM  
Blogger KoZ said...

"I love you" is a nicer way of saying "I'm obsessed with you, going to stalk you, and collect your hair and other used debris you leave behind and make a collage out of it to put at the center of my altar."

10:26 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Jenty - I hadn't thought of that. Although "Rudimentary!" may be my new catch phrase. For instance:

"Jon, don't stick that Q-tip in so far. You don't have to get wax on both sides using one ear."

"Rudimentary!"

KoZ - Was this inspired by the contents of my bedroom closet?

10:46 PM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

"Cheese Grits" is a nicer way of saying "Diarrhea." Example: "I've just Cheese Gritted myself."

1:07 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

That cheese grits totally gave me cheese grits.

1:22 PM  

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