A Nicer Way of Saying
The puzzle for today is...
__________ is a nicer way of saying __________.
Of course, this is the only puzzle game I run, and it's somewhat like those crosswords without numbers, only much easier and less pointless.
My solution today is "Would you like some cheese grits?" is a nicer way of saying "We don't serve bagels, and I hate you, Yankee."
The funny part is that I actually wanted cheese grits all along.
I just didn't know it at the time.
Now your turn.
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__________ is a nicer way of saying __________.
Of course, this is the only puzzle game I run, and it's somewhat like those crosswords without numbers, only much easier and less pointless.
My solution today is "Would you like some cheese grits?" is a nicer way of saying "We don't serve bagels, and I hate you, Yankee."
The funny part is that I actually wanted cheese grits all along.
I just didn't know it at the time.
Now your turn.
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Labels: A Nicer Way
posted by JMH | 10:58 PM
11 Comments:
bitch is a nicer way of saying twat
Slightly. Such is the problem with dealing in relative meanings. Nicer does not mean nice. It probably rarely does.
What's up with your eyebrow is a nicer way of saying WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYEBROW OMG!?!
(My daughter -9 - decided she didn't like her thick eyebrows, so she partially shaved one off. Today is picture day.)
Excuse me is a nicer way of saying "Bitch, you're the one hogging up all the damn space here so fucking MOVE".
I could do this all day! (I won't, though - you're welcome! :)
Hey, feel free to leave a thousand comments. You know you're welcome here.
"I hadn't thought of that" is a nicer way of saying "I hadn't thought of that, because it's a stupid idea, and no one in their right mind would actually try to do it that way because they know it's a complete waste of time. Rudimentary."
Also, "Sure, I could do that" is a nicer way of saying "Sure, I could do that. A toddler could to it, too, and maybe that orangutan I saw at the zoo when I was five. So what I'm saying is, quit being a lazy bastard and do it yourself."
"I love you" is a nicer way of saying "I'm obsessed with you, going to stalk you, and collect your hair and other used debris you leave behind and make a collage out of it to put at the center of my altar."
Jenty - I hadn't thought of that. Although "Rudimentary!" may be my new catch phrase. For instance:
"Jon, don't stick that Q-tip in so far. You don't have to get wax on both sides using one ear."
"Rudimentary!"
KoZ - Was this inspired by the contents of my bedroom closet?
"Cheese Grits" is a nicer way of saying "Diarrhea." Example: "I've just Cheese Gritted myself."
That cheese grits totally gave me cheese grits.
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