Positive Attitude

It is cold outside. I am warm. There is chunky chili in the refrigerator. Things are going pretty well for me.

I have sex with a baked lipsticked canteloupe. I have a cigarette afterwards. There is baseball on the television. Things are going pretty well for me.

I can tell the truth. There is no God. My government is a terrorist. Things are going pretty well for me.

I will get a new canteloupe tomorrow and make a wig for it.
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