Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Monday, November 09, 2009

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: The sun goes down too early.

Solution: Tell the sun you prefer a little more buildup, a little more romance, before things get hot and heavy.

Complication: The sun gives you a dozen roses, opens a bottle of wine, and grills you a delicious dinner, and somehow doesn't burn it, and seems content to sit and gently touch and kiss for hours, or is it days, or is it weeks now?

Crops die. Everyone starves.

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Blogger dogimo said...

I like the internal symmetry of this recurring feature.

10:46 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

I can never escape math.

10:50 PM  
Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

Make sure you wear sunscreen for that event.

8:27 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Sunscreen? When you're making love to the sun, that's the equivalent of a full body condom.

1:10 PM  

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