Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: My tax dollars are being used to fund a war machine.

Solution: Stop paying taxes, go to prison.

Complication: Fashioning an ass-chastity belt out of spoons and dental floss. And something for my mouth too.



Blogger jorg wobblington lopez said...

I think an ass chastity belt would be more like a target or a challenge in a place like that. More of a complication would be sewing them shut some how (dental floss, spoons).

10:38 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

True. But in a place like that, semantics probably don't matter too much, just keeping penises out.

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Asylum Dolly said...

That is certainly a problematic solution..and a very frightening complication..
I guess it would be ok if you din't have an ass. But that's a bit unrealistic.

4:31 AM  
Blogger sybil law said...

Fucking taxes!!

An ass chastity belt would definitely be interesting. I'd probably just turn the spoon into a knife and shank a dude.

10:33 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

B - Is "din't" Australian? I like languages.

s - well, if you went to prison, you'd shank a broad, although maybe one with facial hair and a dildo.

1:10 AM  
Anonymous Asylum Dolly said...

Oops! typo :S
But actually, when some australians say "didn't" it does sound like "din't", so i guess my inner ocker (pronounced "ocka" because we don't pronounce our "r"'s ) is coming out.
Do you have "ockers" over there? They are kinda like rednecks, or white trash..another word meaning the same thing is "bogan". Bogans hoon around in loud cars, yelling at women and looking fucking stupid.

7:57 AM  
Anonymous Asylum Dolly said...

Hang on, let me make a correction. Ockers are nowhere near as nasty as bogans..they're just a bit slow, and have generally lived in the outback their entire lives.

8:00 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Thanks, new words!

11:53 PM  

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