Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: My tax dollars are being used to fund a war machine.
Solution: Stop paying taxes, go to prison.
Complication: Fashioning an ass-chastity belt out of spoons and dental floss. And something for my mouth too.
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Solution: Stop paying taxes, go to prison.
Complication: Fashioning an ass-chastity belt out of spoons and dental floss. And something for my mouth too.
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posted by JMH | 8:29 PM
8 Comments:
I think an ass chastity belt would be more like a target or a challenge in a place like that. More of a complication would be sewing them shut some how (dental floss, spoons).
True. But in a place like that, semantics probably don't matter too much, just keeping penises out.
That is certainly a problematic solution..and a very frightening complication..
I guess it would be ok if you din't have an ass. But that's a bit unrealistic.
Fucking taxes!!
An ass chastity belt would definitely be interesting. I'd probably just turn the spoon into a knife and shank a dude.
B - Is "din't" Australian? I like languages.
s - well, if you went to prison, you'd shank a broad, although maybe one with facial hair and a dildo.
Oops! typo :S
But actually, when some australians say "didn't" it does sound like "din't", so i guess my inner ocker (pronounced "ocka" because we don't pronounce our "r"'s ) is coming out.
Do you have "ockers" over there? They are kinda like rednecks, or white trash..another word meaning the same thing is "bogan". Bogans hoon around in loud cars, yelling at women and looking fucking stupid.
Hang on, let me make a correction. Ockers are nowhere near as nasty as bogans..they're just a bit slow, and have generally lived in the outback their entire lives.
Thanks, new words!
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