Who? What? Why? So What?
Who?
The shrunken heads which I brought back from my Brazilian vacation
What?
Have been found soaking in the kitchen sink.
Why?
In retaliation for the "Amazon Herpes,"my girlfriend wants to frame me for murder and witchcraft. She may have beheaded (or found headless) several vagrants and piled their bodies outside my apartment door. She's passionate. I love that about her, but...
So What?
So does anyone know how to prevent mold from growing on reconstituted human heads as they dry out? Or at least how to get rid of the stink?
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The shrunken heads which I brought back from my Brazilian vacation
What?
Have been found soaking in the kitchen sink.
Why?
In retaliation for the "Amazon Herpes,"my girlfriend wants to frame me for murder and witchcraft. She may have beheaded (or found headless) several vagrants and piled their bodies outside my apartment door. She's passionate. I love that about her, but...
So What?
So does anyone know how to prevent mold from growing on reconstituted human heads as they dry out? Or at least how to get rid of the stink?
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Labels: Basic Journalism, WWW, WWWSW
posted by JMH | 9:50 PM
5 Comments:
bleach.
Upside down, like roses.
Crys: Good call, but it might alter the skin-tone.
SOB (I don't mean the abbreviation): I can't think of a joke that relies on both roses and decapitation.
one part water. Two parts shampoo. Three parts powdered meercat testical.
JHL: Meerkats are a wily species. Meerkat balls are hard to get and therefore expensive. Maybe we could substitute beef bouillon?
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