Who? What? Why? So What?

Who?

No one

What?

Wants to hear about your qualities. Tell us what's wrong with you.

Why?

We live in a culture that believes its ideal is attainable and even gives examples, like George Clooney and Jesus Christ.

So What?

So you think you're better than me? Do you? I have a desperate need to prove myself.
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Who? What? Why? So What?

Who?

The very hurt

What?

Erect barriers to get through life without exchanging warmth with others -- and may even use violence to protect those barriers.

Why?

Cold is an excellent treatment for pain.

So what?

Hugging fellow bus passengers will get you hit in the face.
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Who? What? Why? So What?

Who?

Hundreds of wicked, deformed people

What?

View me through one lens, the lens of judgment.

Why?

Paranoia is a kaleidoscope in reverse.

So what?

Oh, so I'd like a footlong meatball marinara on wheat with the pepper jack cheese, not the triangle white American.

Toasted?

Yeah...yeah.

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Who? What? Why? So What?

Who?

The shrunken heads which I brought back from my Brazilian vacation

What?

Have been found soaking in the kitchen sink.

Why?

In retaliation for the "Amazon Herpes,"my girlfriend wants to frame me for murder and witchcraft. She may have beheaded (or found headless) several vagrants and piled their bodies outside my apartment door. She's passionate. I love that about her, but...

So What?

So does anyone know how to prevent mold from growing on reconstituted human heads as they dry out? Or at least how to get rid of the stink?
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Who? What? Why? So What?

Who?

The pizza delivery receptionist

What?

Changed her title to "owner's wife."

Why?

The owner disappeared.

So what?

Now the sausage tastes different.
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