Problem/Solution/Com- plication
Problem: The cab driver doesn't know where he's going.
Solution: Decide between a) he's new here or b) he's completely mentally deranged. If "a," remain in the cab and give clear, explicit directions. If "b," tuck into a ball, open the door, and roll out of the cab before he has a chance to engage the child safety locks.
Complication: You decide he's both, or neither.
Solution: Flip a coin.
Complication: Tails.
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Solution: Decide between a) he's new here or b) he's completely mentally deranged. If "a," remain in the cab and give clear, explicit directions. If "b," tuck into a ball, open the door, and roll out of the cab before he has a chance to engage the child safety locks.
Complication: You decide he's both, or neither.
Solution: Flip a coin.
Complication: Tails.
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Labels: PSC, PSCSC, walking home
posted by JMH | 10:57 PM
3 Comments:
I've actually had that problem before, extremely drunk, on a visit back to Boston. I mean, I was drunk - not the cab driver. Cops were called but I didn't go to jail. Yay!
Haha! I love crazy people.
I understand how he could be both, but I don't get neither. That is the scariest of all.
sybil - okay, I won't go to Boston without a secure ride.
jorg - yeah, neither. Any of those nihilistic words...terrifying.
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