Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: The cab driver doesn't know where he's going.

Solution: Decide between a) he's new here or b) he's completely mentally deranged. If "a," remain in the cab and give clear, explicit directions. If "b," tuck into a ball, open the door, and roll out of the cab before he has a chance to engage the child safety locks.

Complication: You decide he's both, or neither.

Solution: Flip a coin.

Complication: Tails.

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Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: The light is too bright.

Solution: Close my eyes.

Complication: My friends like to slap me in the nuts (they're such good people when I'm awake).

Solution: Wear a protective cup.

Complication: I can't show off my moose knuckle.
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