On a conversation overheard in line at Trader Joe's

I never thought I'd want to hear about a romance between a corporate lawyer and an investment banker that doesn't end in a murder/suicide pact. Well, that's still the case.

Problem/Solution/Com- plication

Problem: The person you're dating kisses like a bird.

Solution: Get out of the relationship before he or she pukes in your mouth.

Complication: You're really hungry, and you're trapped in a pile of sticks, grass, and bits of fabric.

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