The shrunken heads which I brought back from my Brazilian vacationWhat?
Have been found soaking in the kitchen sink.Why?
In retaliation for the "Amazon Herpes,"my girlfriend wants to frame me for murder and witchcraft. She may have beheaded (or found headless) several vagrants and piled their bodies outside my apartment door. She's passionate. I love that about her, but...So What?
So does anyone know how to prevent mold from growing on reconstituted human heads as they dry out? Or at least how to get rid of the stink?
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